friend: what's otp stand for?
me: one true pairing
friend: tell me about your one true pairing
me: which one
everyone: you don't have friends
me: uh, yes i do?
everyone: okay name them
me: actual name or URL?
every morning: fuck my life why the shit did I go to bed so late god why do I do this to myself okay that's it tonight I'm going to bed at 6PM no excuses this is ridiculous
3AM that night: well fuck
just sprained my small toe. oh yay. ;_;
person: what are you watching?
my reaction when i see new names on my dash: who the hell are you? and when did i follow you? ಠ_ಠ
Reblog if you are Otaku
kumonuvola: psychotaeswishhh: U GOT PROBLEM WITH THAT, PEOPLE???
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
me: lol no I'm not a fan I'm his wife.
if i was a doctor
hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear
mom: you think these band members have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
Bigbang's ALIVE World Tour
ankxsv: The moment YG announced that there was going to be a World Tour. My reaction: “16 countries” My reaction: HOLY EFF. I HAVE A CHANCE. “The countries will be revealed soon” Me: I can wait… Hours later… Mom: Don’t be so impatient. They’ll announce it soon, you’ll see. Me: Days after… One week after… Two weeks after… Eff this sh*t. Still no news… Me...